when girls call their boyfriend “daddy” i want to projectile vomit on their existence
literally 90% of white girl jokes are made by white boys
what makes you think you and your adidas flip flops with socks have any room to talk
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?